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PostSubject: Taliban vs Australia   Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:08 pm

A large party of Taliban soldiers are moving down

a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.

“One Australian soldier is better than ten Taliban.”

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of
his best soldiers over the dune ;

whereupon a gun-battle breaks out

and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The same voice then calls out:

“One Australian is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers.”

Furious, the Taliban Commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune

And instantly a huge gunfight commences.

After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Aussie voice called:

“One Australian is better than one thousand Taliban”.

The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters

and sends them over the dune.

Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out
as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Finally, one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over
the sand-dune and, with his dying words, tells his commander,

“Don’t send any more men, its a trap...

There’s two of them.”
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:30 pm

Destroyed lol

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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:39 pm

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:35 pm

They speak so much truth!

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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:38 pm

the second guys american
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:54 pm

we all know he's a kiwi, and did all the work
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:55 pm

im sorry but can you speak englsh
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:52 pm

A Kiwi is a worldwide slang for New Zealanders - it's a native bird. I always found it rather ironic though that there Air Force's roundel and ensign contains a Kiwi - which is a flightless bird.

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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:04 am

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im sorry but can you speak englsh

rofl, when did the united states ever speak proper english, last i looked not even the english could speak english properly lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:35 am

'Proper' doesn't even sound like a real word. I'm sorry...

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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:19 am

L0l, n0 1 sp3@ks Pr0p3r 3ngli$h @nym0r3, ! 0nly $p3@k 1337, l0l 4 lYF3
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:16 am

1 100k d0wn 0n p30p13 wh0 5p34k 1337```

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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:20 am

1 D0n'7 91v3 a f1y1n9 f***.

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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:36 am

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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:49 am

Binary code does not count as l337.

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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:27 pm

@9R33D, Lol
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:36 pm

no, it counts as leeter than leet
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:28 pm

[quote="Crazy"][quote="$ñóðþ"]im sorry but can you speak englsh[/quote]

rofl, when did the united states ever speak proper english, last i
looked not even the english could speak english properly lol![/quote]

About the same time we sent the {first time} british crying back to there queen
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:37 pm

Lol you kick them out and keep their language. XD

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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:58 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:54 pm

[quote="«§×§» From The Dat"]Lol you kick them out and keep their language. XD[/quote]

Austalia was island were the brittish sent there prisinors to die and look you kept there language oh and still loyal to thim for some reason
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:30 pm

That is what the UK did to you too remember? Sent convicts there to keep criminals out of Britain and colonized North America, but then formally British people that were also colonizing the place rebelled against Her Majesty and started the American War of Independance and eventually formed an independant American nation, which then stole the lands of Native Americans such as The Lakota and Iroquois to form a whole American nation spanning from the East Coast to the West Coast of North America.

Because of this the British had no where to dump their criminals so when the Dutch discovered a whole new continent to the south east of Asia the British capitalized on this and colonized it, forming New South Wales as one large colony across the whole continent, though this later was divided into the states and territories of Australia you see today. Finally in 1901 Australia was granted decolonisation from the British Empire and formed a seperate nation, though we are still owned by the British Empire and are loyal to the King and Queen of Great Britain.

As for loyalty, Australian's are perhaps one of the most, if not the most loyal ally of the Western Powers including the UK, USA, France, Germany, Italy, Spain as well as Eastern Powers including Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Singapore, Japan and India. Australia has never fought a war for it's own benefit - it has always been to war in its history because someone else asked them too and we had the loyalty to them to do so. In The Boer War it was the British South Africans that asked us to join. In World War 1, it was the British and French that asked us to join. In the Russian Civil War, it was the Americans, Cossacks and British that asked us to join (by the way the Russian Civil War, Vietnam and Korea are the only wars Australia and America have ever lost,) in World War 2 it was the British that asked us to join. In Korea, it was the Americans, British, French, Belgians and all of the Western members of the United Nations that asked us to join. In Konfrontusi, it was the Malayans that asked us to join. In Vietnam, it was the Americans and South Vietnamese that asked us to join. In East Timor it was the people of East Timor that asked us to join. In Afghanistan it was the Americans that asked us to join. In Iraq it was the Americans that asked us to join. That is where we are now.

Australia has never fought a war for their own gain, but out of alliance or request of other nations.

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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:33 am

lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:58 am

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Lol you kick them out and keep their language. XD

Austalia was island were the brittish sent there prisinors to die and look you kept there language oh and still loyal to thim for some reason

And america is where all the asshole's got sent..

Snoop, stop saying USA is better than Australia. We have less crime, assholes, racists, better military...


So if all your going to do on our site is argue with our members. Piss off... Not in the mood anymore

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PostSubject: Re: Taliban vs Australia   Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:14 am

$ñóðþ wrote:
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Lol you kick them out and keep their language. XD

Austalia was island were the brittish sent there prisinors to die and look you kept there language oh and still loyal to thim for some reason

You were no different to us, Snoop, so stop acting like it. They treated you in the same manner when they colonized North America. Not that I don't like the British, Australia has never really had a catastrophic political crisis under their rule. When they granted the USA independence, racism and crime increased ten fold and then your country breaks down and results in Civil War. There have been no countries/colonies under British rule that have had a major political breakdown besides the USA, South Africa and India.

You say that I'm the racist, when I back all my claims up with historical evidence and events. Your claims are racist, not mine, and this is because you are doing it out of ignorance and discrimination - not by actual valid evidence. Not that I hate Americans as a people, it's just the majority of assholes I've seen were Americans or French.

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