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PostSubject: A Good Aussie Joke   Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:52 pm

Nigel
Nigel the aboriginal was invited on a bear hunting trip in america
by 2 american hunters.So off Nigel goes to the airport wearin a pair
of shorts and his boomerang in hand.
Once at the other side of the world,Nigel is walkin through the airport
with his boomerang wearin a pair of shorts and 1 thong on his foot.Hey,,
Nigel says 1 of the hunters,,,you ve lost a thong there m8,,,Nuhh says
Nigel ,,i found 1,,,So off they head to the cabin in the mountans for some
hunting
Hey nigel you ever been bear huntin??Ohh ya ,said Nigel but them koala to
easy m8,,,,,,,No not koala bear Nigel,we mean grizzly bear.Ohhhh no i never
seen one of them ones says Nigel.Once up at the cabin Nigel is already heading
out the door with his boomerang in hand,,,Hey,,Nigel u cant kill a bear with
a stick m8...Ohh its only a stick if it dont come back m8 and with that he
headed out the door.
Ohhh jeez i think Nigel might have got killed ,its been 4 hours now,we better go
get the carcuss.The 2 hunters started walking towards the door when they passed
the window and saw Nigel running full bore at the cabin with a big bear right
behind him with a big lump on its head,,,,Open the fuckin door open the fuckin
door yells Nigel,,
The hunter opened the door just as the bear took a big leap at Nigel,,,Nigel took
a quick step to the right the bear slid into the cabin,Nigel quickly bolted
the door shut,looked through the window and said ,,,,,,,skin that bastard,i`ll
be back with another one,

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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:12 am

lol?

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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:57 am

LOL???
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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:01 am

thats actually pretty damn funny
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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:29 am

Lol, fail

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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:06 pm

they dont have bears in australia? and thats how u hunt down there ? kina third world country
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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:35 am

lol aussie 3rd world? nz must be ultra scummy, wait hold on doesnt america have that many homless that when you walk down the street your gaurinteed to kick at least one?
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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:53 am

$ñóðþ wrote:
they dont have bears in australia? and thats how u hunt down there ? kina third world country
boomarang is abbo weapon and they use it to kill kangaroos and stuff, we arnt poor
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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:33 am

Good job Nigel!

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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:36 pm

[quote="Crazy"]lol aussie 3rd world? nz must be ultra scummy, wait hold on doesnt america have that many homless that when you walk down the street your gaurinteed to kick at least one?[/quote]

Depends were your at the subs\ suburbs got rich white people but here in detroit yea your gona hit a homless person but not literlay cause thats a crime and the prison dont look to kind on you for that
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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:39 am

You get that in every country, you need only go to the riverside in Mackay and there are loads of Hobos.

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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:46 pm

exept comunist countrys in comunism everyone has a home
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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:04 am

True. Communist countries, everyone has a home and there is no class in society. Everyone gets the same income from their work, everyone has the same welfare benefits, everyone has the same rights and privileges.

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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:28 am

dosent actualy sound half bad is it would work
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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:52 am

comunision (fail spelling) is only good in theory, problem being the human race CANT treat all others as equals.
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PostSubject: Re: A Good Aussie Joke   Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:06 am

And it is that exact reason why the USSR was doomed the moment it started. And the only Communist country that can really be deemed successful is Cuba, as China and most Communist countries aren't actually truly Communist.

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