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PostSubject: Making a Sandwhich   Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:25 am

One night, a guy decides to bring his girlfriend home
for a little fun.Theyhave bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is
sleeping below so he tells his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it
harder and "tomato" if she
wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!

She screams

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts, "Hey,
would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!

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PostSubject: Re: Making a Sandwhich   Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:36 am

Hahahahahaha nice.

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