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 Chemist Joke

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Mad Frog

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Location : Darwin, Aus
Age : 25
Join date : 2009-09-25

PostSubject: Chemist Joke   Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:19 pm

Chemist walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" he asks his assistant

"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives" replied the assistant.

"You fooken idiot" exclaims the chemist, "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"

"Of course you can" replies the assistant, "look at him, he's too fooken scared to cough"

There is NOTHING more exhilerating, as being at a randoms party, and hearing YOUR song come on, and the room fills up with people dancing.

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